Merle is everyone's favorite cousin

on account of his horse wranglin' skills and his inability to put up shade structures on account of the cheap sticks he's got to work with.

You graduated college and never got in jail.

That one time in Scenic, SD doesn't count.

Perhaps...

if the High Plains Drifter had carried enough peppermints in his pocket, he could have ridden into Lago on a donkey.

1 Strange ambition realized

Notice the wearing of the helmet for safety, always a wise choice when first realizing strange ambitions as you never know how wild they might get on you.....

Soon we will riding this fine looking donkey.

and we used to believe we lacked ambition.