Year of the Rat

this is something i found on the interweb:

A Rat Year is a time of hard work, activity, and renewal. This is a good year to begin a new job, get married, launch a product or make a fresh start. Ventures begun now may not yield fast returns, but opportunities will come for people who are well prepared and resourceful. The best way for you to succeed is to be patient, let things develop slowly, and make the most of every opening you can find.

let us take heed.

you can find this adorable image on a card at this website:

http://www.springsgreetingcards.com/catalogs/catalog.asp?prodid=4943233

My lovely horse...

I was a horse-crazy kid, and I never lost that feeling, have always wanted a horse of my own. For my birthday, Gregory took me horse back riding at Turkey Creek Stables. For just $15 an hour, you can ride in a lovely park on a lovely horse. It occured to me, that our heart's desires, which we may believe to be unreachable to us, are closer than we know, in some form they are already here. Until I have the time and resources for a horse of my own, There are 30 horses I can rent at any time.(they even have a couple of mules!)

Rabbits!

Mully, you should get in on this Disapproving Rabbits action:

They need a rabbit with a case of the ass:

It's okay to release your inner witch

Yes, ladies, it's good to take out that witch hat once in a while, and wear it proudly. Enough of this good-natured, maternal instinct crap. Hurray for single middle-aged sexy witches!

Hellooooo Kitty

Our sisters by another mister over at Jezebel have important news about the Hello Kitty vibrator:

Those hard plastic ears? If you're not careful, they'll bruise you all up down there. Also, the actual vibration is crappy. I'd have more success with the vibrate feature on my cell phone.

Ouch!