. . . would stalking (ie "tracking" or "taming") a celebrity (ie, a "star") count as star -wrangling?
Because I've decided that my new plan in life is to find out where Josh Homme (Lead singer/guitarist of Queens of the Stone Age, aka The Ginger Elvis) lives, ingratiate myself into his life, somehow discredit his wife and the paternity of his child, and then marry him.
that counts as star-wrangling, right?
btw Josh - if you or your lawyers are reading this, i'm just kidding. except that part about marrying you.
oh, and for those in the know . . . Steve stood me up. again.
but see, now I can tell when he's lying. because i hear sounds coming out of his cake-hole.
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i imagine if you take star wranglin very, very literally, then yes this would be star wranglin.
. . . and i'm ALL about being literal!
that means i have permission from an external voice.
heh heh heh . . . Josh will soon be mine . . . . . .
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